HOKL

abbreviated form of hands on knees laughing.
used in place of outdated terms like "lol" or "rofl".

my friend wiped out on the sidewalk. it was hysterical, i totally HOKL'd.

by ksizzlecbqueen November 4, 2010

hokie

1. Someone who prides football over academics and all other sports. See also Wonderlic
2. Someone that has a rap sheet longer than their resume'.
3. Usually associated with the (edited) word, "f**kin'".

Another f**ckin' hokie football player got arrested today.

by GoHoos July 29, 2008

Hokey Pokey

To poke your hokey in a sleeping woman's mouth.

How would I know? It NEVER happened to me! I swear!

by Shakkara July 9, 2003

hoky poky

An Italian's version of the hanky panky

you wanna do tha hoky poky ?????

by big dad g February 16, 2009

hokey smokey

The act of sitting on a person's face and farting.

Mike: My girlfriend is outside. Get the hell out.
John: But my bed is so comfortable!
Mike: Alright, time to give you a hokey smokey.
John runs away screaming.

by Hokey-Smokey June 17, 2012

hokie

a 2 syllable nonsense word made to tkae up space in the hokie cheer

"no, hokie has nothing to do with turkeys.
hokie was a nonsense word, made up after VPI had the mascot of a turkey. but nice try UVa fans. Try not to lose to Tech this year!"

by tommya October 25, 2006

The Emotional Hokey Pokey

You put your emotions in. You take your emotions out. You put your emotions in and they get shaken all about. You do the emotional hokey pokey and you're left down and out. That's why you're sad not glad.

Mark decided that he should express his feelings to a girl he liked and in doing so she made him do the emotional hokey pokey and it left him mad and confused.

by Wason Jertz December 9, 2008