Wet hotdog

A penis that has ejaculated into a vagina or rectum during sex.

Hit me with your wet hotdog daddy!

by BeastEJ September 13, 2018

Hotdog Down Hallway

When a guy fucks a girl who has a bucket pussy and its really loose.
Best said in a northern accent.

Friend: So how was she last night man?
Friend 2: It was like chucking hotdog down hallway.

by KazZ! December 18, 2008

my hotdog is burning

Often used to get out of awkward situations.

'Dude, do you wanna see this scar on my balls?'
'Brb my hotdog is burning'

by frott April 18, 2010

Stinky Hotdog

When a male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest while she puffs up her breasts, he then starts to titty fuck the poo-stained boobs until he ejaculates, thus resembling a hot dog with all of its fix-ens.

Guy A: So what'd you and Laura do last night after I left?
Guy B: Oh nothing, just watched T.V. and then made a stinky hotdog.
Guy A: .....You're a sick man.
Guy B: I think we still got some leftover, want some?

by KyockLee12345 July 27, 2010

Chili Hotdog

When you take a laxative and sleeping pill in the same night then wake up the next morning and your rear is stuck to the bed

Oh man! I'm going to need some scissors to cut myself out of this chili Hotdog!

by playertwelve April 28, 2015

Queef Hoarder

A women who has the ability to continuously inhale air into their vaginal cavity and infuse the air with violent toxins with the ability to eliminate ear infections in many cattle. The side effects are including but not limited to: severe discharge from all orifices, excrement of third stomach, release of male organs into female petulance causing extreme irritation to the hind quarters. It is not proscribed by doctors in the United States for obvious insurance purposes, that is all. Peace to the Jews of Babylon.

"If your mom wasn't such a Queef Hoarder, Jesus never would have had to multiply so many fish and loaves of bread."

"Man i was outta there faster than a cow in a queef hoarder's tampon!"

"There wasn't enough queef hoarder's this year Slim, your mother couldn't maintain the family thresh hold in the south."

"To sustain the well-being of the human existence, the FFA demanded a draft of queef hoarders to dissolve the contraband of bovid mammals to the U.S."

by beckmd August 16, 2009

Hotdog bun

The Bread around the weinner.

George: May I insert my hotdog into your bread?

Hank: Yes.

George: You Frigen' rule, Hank.

by Matt June 6, 2004