i had a few socks

i used to have some socks
they got stolen
im sad now
secks

i had a few socks
"yo do you got any spare socks?"
"i had socks"
"get socks"

by socks man January 7, 2022

best thing i never had

When you had feelings for someone, and you were so close to being together, but they mess up and you don't end up with them but it was amazing while it lasted.

"He was the best thing i never had"

by urbandefinitionsofficial June 28, 2017

we just recently had steaks

Also knows as, wjrhs, is the english pronoun for choads having a fine dinner of steaks.

We just recently had steaks at bob sags

by Steaksjaycee August 14, 2018

I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008

fun times had by all

When everybody that was there enjoyed themselves..EVERYBODY

Ah, i remember us snorting coke off that hooker/camel in saudi arabia last year...fun times had by all

by super fun happy slide October 22, 2008

he had a tremendous singing voice

Expression used of someone detested and now safely dead, to damn them with faint praise. From the 1989 movie version of Batman, directed by Tim Burton.

Joker (Jack Nicholson) on TV address:

Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

by Fearman March 4, 2008

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008