gut crack

The opposite of “butt crack.” Where a person with a large gut wears a shirt that is either too small, or purposely wears a top to expose their mid drift while ignoring the fact that they don’t sport a “six pack” set of abs. Instead, it’s obvious to everyone but them, that they’ve drank one too many six packs and should either hit the gym or buy a shirt that fits.
by Eamonn og O'Daghnain November 21, 2014
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neck gut

A gut-like protrusion of fat located somewhere between the chin and clavicle that gives one's head the appearance of having a belly. Also known as a double chin or head gut.
Because of his massive neck gut, Gary had trouble getting his head through the neck of his new t-shirt.
by tomfoolery666 November 20, 2013
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cats guts

What can be found between an elderly ladys legs once age and gravity have taken their toll !
Q. URRRGGH - whats that?
A. Why, thats my pussy !
Fuck me, is it dead coz all its guts are hanging out !!?!
by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004
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gut thunder

The sudden, uncomfortable, and uncontrollably audible rumble emanating from the abdominal region, usually signaling the imminence of a trip to the toilet. Can be disturbing to others, and very embarrassing for the afflicted party. Not to be confused with gut storm, which usually follows or accompanies gut thunder.
All through the presentation, someone in the back row had a mad case of gut thunder and made it difficult for anyone else to enjoy the show.
by Bada Bing, Bada Boom October 31, 2013
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blubber gut

a very large beer belly that shakes and wiggles when u walk and or run or sit and shake it full of tissue and fat
My daddys blubber gut is full of beer.
by dml94 April 10, 2009
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gusher gut

A term used when you have a non-alcoholic beer gut that can be caused from eating 'family-sized' boxes of Gushers on a daily basis.

Can be identified by her bulging lower abdomen, though she is overall slim(ish), she indulges in high carb, high sugar treats that fill her mid-section with whale blubber.

When touched, it jiggles and bounces about.
Dude, that girl Alyson eats too many fruit snacks. I can tell she is always trying to hide her gusher gut.

A girl that looks similar to the Michelin Man.
by tummyhaterz August 11, 2011
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