A guineasaurus rex is an off the boat italian american, or a guido. They usually have sex promiscuously with multiple partners in college. They enjoy saying things like "fucking skanks" and "Jaeger Bombs!" while pointing around the room.
by Cal Hacker March 3, 2009
Get the Guineasaurus Rex mug.1. A small creature that children own as pets, usually called the name of their favorite condiment. Ex: Peanut butter, Mustard, Ketchup.
2. The name for a man that a younger girl is strangely attracted too. The man is older in this case.
2. The name for a man that a younger girl is strangely attracted too. The man is older in this case.
1. Fanny Jo: I got a pet guinea pig!
Susan Mae: What's his name?
Fanny Jo: Mayonnaise!
2. Aly: Guinea Pigs is so hot today!
Lexi: EWWWWWW!
Madison: EWWWWWW!
Ana: EWWWWWW!
Aly: What?!
Susan Mae: What's his name?
Fanny Jo: Mayonnaise!
2. Aly: Guinea Pigs is so hot today!
Lexi: EWWWWWW!
Madison: EWWWWWW!
Ana: EWWWWWW!
Aly: What?!
by GuineaPigzLuvsAlyyyS March 10, 2010
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An individual who follows the crowd and fails to resist under peer pressure.
Acting in a shameful or discraceful way will also constitute as giteness.
Giteivity is evident in all age groups of society- in children, teenagers, adults and elders.
Stems from the original word of 'git'.
Acting in a shameful or discraceful way will also constitute as giteness.
Giteivity is evident in all age groups of society- in children, teenagers, adults and elders.
Stems from the original word of 'git'.
One will act in a giteish way by playing up to a group of people, saying strange or thoughtless things to impress and generally being a prat.
He really annoys me; what a gite!
He really annoys me; what a gite!
by Shaunus McManamus June 11, 2008
Get the Gite mug.When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front of neck to cause semen to exit the nasal cavity. Often applied while shouting out "Goiter CHOP!" during the process.
by Phat Bastard March 12, 2004
Get the Goiter Chop mug.(n.) Someone whose abilities on a guitar (or, more rarely, a bass) are so poor that their picking up said instrument constitutes a simultaneous hate crime, human rights violation, and formal declaration of hostilities.
Sir Harold: Did you hear that outrageous din yestereve? Why, it sounded like an immolated cat being molested by a drunken chainsaw-weilding gorilla!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!
by mlkman June 15, 2011
Get the guiterrorist mug.The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.
by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007
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Abstract noun.
A problem typical of or exclusive to a male. Usually with two possible solutions.
Abstract noun.
A problem typical of or exclusive to a male. Usually with two possible solutions.
Person A: "Hmm, I could hang out with you and get drunk, but I really should spend some time with my girlfriend."
Person B: "Typical guilemma."
Person B: "Typical guilemma."
by Clockwork Kid June 8, 2009
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