Greg

Greg is someone who is cool to himself, when really in real life, no one likes him. No one understands him, and no one likes to be around him. He is one to be seen farting on girls, and walking old ladies across the street and get them hit by buses.

omg did you see greg last night? how does he have friends? oh wait. he doesn't

by AlaylayChips October 20, 2016

Greg

A white dude. Brown hair, any eye color, average height, average build, typically nothing too exciting about him. High possibility of blatant homosexuality.

Becky1: "He's kinda cute."
Becky2: "Nah he looking like a Greg."

by GotDatHang08 November 15, 2017

greg

A brown diseased piece of male waste emitted while having sex.

I greged my gf last night

by PenisSatan November 7, 2017

Gregging

A term used to describe going to the bakery 'Greggs' and buying food for a meal or snack

Mikki: "Hey, Binks! You gregging for lunch today?"
Binks: "Nah, I'm going subway!"

by Aries-Chan November 10, 2009

Greg

A White male whith a 13 inch cock

look at that greg over there

by ggggggggggggggggg. January 3, 2019

Greg

A Greg refers to a middle-aged vanilla white dude.

Check out that Greg over there sipping his latte.

by Shamgar81 December 29, 2018

Greg

Is the most bicthiest person youll meet.

Greg will be cocky basterd. He'll also dk some dumb stuff

by Someoneudontknow7630 March 31, 2019