Grape Picker

A beaner; A Mexican; equivalent of calling a Black person a cotton picker but towards a Mexican

Demarcus: Yo
Adrian: Wassup nigga
Demarcus: Don’t call me nigga you grape picker
Adrian: Sorry cotton picker

Both: hahaha

by Abrahams Mom November 3, 2020

stomping the grape

When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes

Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in

by Belledog05 June 4, 2016

Secret Grape

This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.

John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.

John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?

Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*

by Crabbinator March 26, 2013

grape 2000

A common password black people use

I work at the grocery store and most black people have the same password for that family first card grape 2000

by bigdong06 January 6, 2015

long of grape

Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.

Sorry chaps, I was long of grape last night.

by Clarence von S November 8, 2020

Grape Ricky

When one's nuts are sucked so hard that blood rises to the skin and causes a purple bruise to form.

Guy 1: "Hey dude did you meet up with that chick last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man she gave me a Grape Ricky!"

by Zafod Boombox July 24, 2015

Stuffed Grapes

1. When you stuff your scrotum and balls into the willing mouth of your mate/partner.

2. When your balls are long over due to bust a nut and are loaded and ready to release jizz. Common to suffer from Stuffed Grapes when your lover refuses to put out and renders you with a bad case of blue balls.

Example 1: While performing oral sex, Carl pulled his knob out of Wendy's mouth, laid it on her nose, then commenced to give her some Stuffed Grapes.
Example 2: Carl's wife Wendy was ragging and she would not have sex with him. Carl was suffering from some serious Stuffed Grapes so he finally had to resort to getting himself off with a tug job.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015