soap gopher

a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap

Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?

by DrKhnipfter August 1, 2012

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014

golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

by GopherHaze May 12, 2016

myth goner

A myth goner is an identified homo-sapien which utilizes technology belonging to the 21st century to construct today’s popular culture; myth goner does so by using Adobe software After Effects, he reconstructs “indie” vibes with the usage of video game footage. Myth goner is also in love with Clairo.

What the fuck is a myth goner

by iOrphic October 9, 2017

Gash Gopher

Another word for a penis

My gash gopher has been happily tunneling through some new grass recently.

by DirtyGrammarian June 12, 2018

Pooper Gooper

One who ejacultes multiple times inside of the same anus, or the second (or more) person to ejaculate inside of the same anus.

I felt that fart on my face, I swear everyone at this party is a pooper gooper!

by Upbeat jolly August 26, 2019

hair goer awayer

something that you shave with a better name for razor.

Hey Tammy what is that?
It's a hair goer awayer.
do you mean razor?
NO I mean hair goer awayer.

by ummmahairgoerawayer April 26, 2021