Goofy Pluto

A weird incongruity. Derived from the fact that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the world of Disney characters, yet Goofy walks on two legs and talks, while Pluto barks, walks on all fours and is otherwise a non-anthropomorphized dog. Usage as explained by Tina Fey on NBC.com's "Ask Tina" video clip.

First guy: That new girl in accounting is so hot. But what's up with those big floppy clown shoes she's always wearing?

Second guy: Right? That's a Goofy Pluto, alright.

by rickbrunernyc May 2, 2012

Gooey Raspberry

When a female on her period fucks her companion with her filthy tampon in the anus.

Girl 1: I gave steve a gooey raspberry last night.

Girl 2: Guuuuurl you's a nasty ass bitch.

by Greg10 October 29, 2014

gooey armstrong

When a guy slips his hand down a woman's pants from behind and fingers her gently while lifting Up on her butt cheeks with his palm for extra stimulation

Bob's so smooth. We were in an elevator alone and he slipped me a gooey Armstrong.

by Gurn the ringer December 6, 2014

Gooey disk

The egg you get on your McDonald's breakfast sandwiches.

I hate the gooey disk in the McDonald's sandwich.

by Thot.mulligan June 24, 2018

Gooey Groove

Jacking off on a partner whilst dancing through the session.

Met this girl, took her to my apartment, and gave her the gooey groove.

by LittleCockMommy November 24, 2018

Goofy card

Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them

Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!

Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga

by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019

Gooey Pooey

When a person ejaculates inside a person's asshole and they shit the sperm back out

GUY: Yo me and this girl had lots of fun last night
Friend: Did she have a gooey pooey.
GUY: Oh fuck ya buddy

by CumBulgaria October 18, 2019