Calliope Gooch

1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.

2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.

He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.

by Hunterthefan September 30, 2017

GOOCH Apparel

A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!

"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"

or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!

by Weezysteez August 30, 2013

gooch

the most disgusting vaginal discharge that the vagina can create.

mmm that's good gooch!

by jennalynn November 9, 2008

gooch goblin

term used to describe one who feeds on the gooch, or reigon between the testicles/vagina and anus, regularly

"man you're such a fuckin' gooch goblin."

by the nudist midget February 18, 2004

Toasty Gooch

A temporary condition usually obtained when ones genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ballsack to the asshole) are doused in extreme heat or boiling liquids.

During the wacky Mack session the boiling water in the water maker over-flowed onto his gooch causing an extremely rare case of toasty gooch.

by dsoffer July 24, 2014

Gooch wagon

A gooch wagon is when you are riding scissors gooch to gooch on the new frontier in a covered wagon.

Preston was riding gooch wagon all the way to the game.

by The stavster April 16, 2011

Gooch Hook

adjective- to gooch hook.

- similar to the Fish Hook however the finger is first rubbed on the gooch before hooking the unsuspecting's mouth. Can be used during intercourse or as a simple greeting between friends. A more tricky manuver is the Double Gooch Hook

Mick "Bloody Screech snuck up and gooch hooked me in the club the other night, havn't seen him for ages..

Dan "Struth, sneeky bugger"
Mick "I got him back though, while he was at the bar i got him with the ol' double gooch hook!"

by King of Gooch July 6, 2009