Goldfishing

The act of intentionally or unintentionally spacing out when someone is talking to you

Can be perceived as uninterested or a form of passive aggression

John: Hey Mark, why doesn't that girl talk to us anymore?
Mark: Dude, I goldfished her and I think she got the message.
John: Oh ok, but next time tell me when you are goldfishing.

by GweenYunYan December 9, 2021

Goldfish

Someone who cannot sustain or gets bored with a relationship easily.

Man, your such a goldfish. You've dated like 30 people this year.

Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.

by FrankieRose December 21, 2021

GoldFish

The snack eats back?

billy: yo u got some GoldFish?
Jerry: ye wassup

by B.Mussolini March 22, 2022

goldfish friend

a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.

similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.

“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”

“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”

by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022

Goldfishing

When you get to high and forget everything is 5 seconds, like a gold fish swimming around a bowl.

Oh nooooo…… I keep goldfishing

by Dory420 May 2, 2022

Goldfish

A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.

Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Goldfish

A highly addictive drug made popular by the notorious M.T.B.

Yo! THat guy is super high on goldfish!

by Hambor chezborg beegmak wapper May 26, 2022