Gerkin Anonymous

Similar to Alcohol Anonymous but for men with micro penis or micro penis energy

Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday

by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025

Gorping It

When someone says something so OUTRAGEOUSLY stupid you can't find a proper word for it.

Alex: The sun is WHITE not YELLOW! My teacher is so dumb

Jay: are you Gorping it right now?

by NovaKrow November 4, 2025

Geringquippiam

Insignificant thing

from the German word gering meaning small amount, and the Latin word quippiam meaning an unspecified thing.

Often used when discussing the Planck length imagined as an object.

scientist 1: hey did you see that projectile fly by?

scientist 2: yeah, I measured it and it was about a Planck length long

scientist 3: yea man that was a real Geringquippiam

by Antonio T. Onino November 17, 2025

germinulb

A hypocrite accusing someone of being weird but turns out to be weirder than the person he's accusing of. He's also sent an explicit image to a m*nor.

Oh, he is such a germinulb. Ugh, so annoying.

by mrsashaputoy December 8, 2025

The Germinator

Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest starring role

I saw The Germinator on TV last night, and he's got a new line: "I'll be back... in court!"

by Caggins June 13, 2011

girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017

hooded gerkin

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

by Blacknasty April 27, 2019