Garbage Bag of Gasoline

The new term for "Dumpster Fire" as of year 2021.
Some actually attempted thing, solution, or idea that is "absolutely brainless and terrible".

Man, this thing is a real garbage bag of gasoline!

by theultrahead May 19, 2021

Self service gasoline

A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.

Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!

What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!

This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!

If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"

I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!

by Smokable June 18, 2022

Fight fire with gasoline

After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...

A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...

by Spice cowboy January 13, 2023

Fight fire with gasoline

After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...

A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...

by Spice cowboy January 13, 2023

fight fire with gasoline

In the heat of an argument you react explosively!

Gloria: "your mother wears Army Boots"
Peter: "X!!@¥©... :( ...!!
Psychologist: "fight fire with gasoline"
loosely coined from DB's album Let's Dance "Cat People"

from femaleUudderrencce

by Spice cowboy January 13, 2023

yummy-yummy-gasolina

Someone who loved the smell of gasoline.

Oh look at that yummy-yummy-gasolina girl pumping gas into her car, she is purposely dribbling some onto her hand so she can smell it.

by seasonal confusion October 23, 2023

Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025