Grandma fister

One who attempts to stick his entire fist (sometimes both) inside a woman above the age of 65.

1. Ethan, you're such a grandma fister. That bitch was old as hell.

2. Damn Ethan quit your grandma fisting older women and do your homework!

by Connor James Plaza November 16, 2011

page grandma

to get high as shit

dude, i just page grandma.

by johnny b-skillet February 26, 2009

Sloppy Grandma

To uncontrollably crap your brains out.

Mike got so high, he pulled a Sloppy Grandma on his mom's couch.

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Slutty Grandma

See also hoe bag, whore, and Great Dane

Wrinkly, 200 year old hag that has sex with younger people.

Opal: Millie is such a slutty grandma! I wouldn't let her babysit my kids anyday!

by Raccooninabox June 16, 2006

Grandma flabbo

in a multiple choice question the answer that is clearly wrong. Always choice D.

What brand was Jeff's first dildo?
A: Lickin' Lizard
B: Orgasmatron
C: Super Vibe
D: Grandma Flabbo

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

grandma salad

five old ladies, or more, sitting in a steam room.

Your grandma and all her friends go sit in the steam room after they hog the pools. It's a grandma salad!

by Ailsa Gibbons November 5, 2006

ur grandma

if ur mom gets old after a while, in place of it you say ur grandma

ted-hey
ed-urmom

ted-whatsup
ed-urmom

ted-URMOM!
ed-UR GRANDMA!

by anna45768 October 2, 2006