Slam for a gram

Drug whores that get fucked for a gram or less

"Hey, she'll slam for a gram!"

by Webster Bick October 15, 2020

Auntie-gram

Like an auntie and a grandma all rolled into one. Your bestie’s grown child has a baby. That baby calls you auntie-gram. All the fun, none of the responsibility.

Grandma, let’s pick up auntie-gram, for some fro-yo and a beach day!

by Splashy & Flashy September 28, 2021

Gram

A unit used in the Metric System. It defines something's or someone's mass.

1: "A paperclip weighs 1 Gram."
2: "I don't need to know that but it's fun to know."

by GidGid July 22, 2021

gram crap

A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.

Aye yo gram crap stop making a mess! Ehpabbaaa

by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021

jam-a-gram

the primary form of communication for old animal jam players

3RD GRADER IN 2017: ey buddy hop on ajpw after school i needa shoot you a jam-a-gram its about my e-bf

by madokamagicafan069 May 18, 2023

Grower's Grams

Similar to "Bakers Dozen" except with cannabis.
There are officially 454 grams in a pound, however ounces are sold as 28grams of weed. 16 ounces are sold as a pound. This leaves 6 grams to be enjoyed by the grower and trim crew.

"Alright. Just finished trimming a pound of Purple Urkle. There's 16 jars for the shelf, and I'll be taking my Grower's Grams home to enjoy"

by Shawnsemillia February 7, 2025

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"

by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020