Gastard

Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.

Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

gastrovaginalitis

Medical term used to diagnose an individual suffering from a severe case of being a flaming fag. This affliction, while not deadly, is highly contagious. If left untreated, it can work through a fraternity house as quickly as Michelle McClasless.

Levy was going to go to Phi Sig's date party tonight, but instead he decided to work on his scrapbook with Eisenberg. They must have caught severe gastrovaginalitis from Fechheimer, who was born with it.

by Rosenberg August 15, 2003

Gastric Motor Accident

When you have a shit whilst driving and crash your car. Sometime death can occur.

I squeezed out a turd and crashed into a lamp post the other day. It was a right gastric motor accident.

by MrJester February 4, 2006

Gansterman

A man who has the balls to protect his girl and doesn't let no punk ass bitches get in his way. If they do he will not think twice about to pulling his piece out and smoking the coward ass fool.

You snuffed that guy and now you are a gansterman.

by Razio Rodriguez January 3, 2008

ganster cheese

its when you get a ganster to give you a cheese sandwitch

santa claus gave me a mean ganster cheese

by pubichair April 23, 2008

gastroenteritis

hell

gastroenteritis is hell on earth john

by this username sucks March 28, 2021

Gaser

Usualy a kid that says phrases like: "Ide gas", "Gas", "reši" itd. Wears Nike, Adidas or any other famoues brand. And of course to be a "gaser" you need to be subscribed to Baka Prase.

Person 1: My grandma dies today.
Gaser: Lmaoo ide gas, reši baku.

by Jurki August 19, 2021