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Fraudiola

fraudiola is a name that people call guardiola because they think he is a fraud. an overpaid manager who coaches man shitty a billionaire owner and plastic fan base. people call pep fraudiola also cause he has coached the best team ever barcelona 2011 squad. pep has never coached a bad club thats why he is also called fraudiola because he wins free trophies by his team winning trophies to him.
john - "did you see fraudiola win another trophy with his overpowered team".

me - "yea i saw fraudiola and his overpowered team winning the game 6-0"
John - "any team would win a trophy with that overpowered teams"
me - "i agree with you john"
by anonymous June 1, 2020
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benefit fraud

Benefit fraud is when someone lies to get benefit. This includes people who are:

* not reporting they are living together as man and wife
* not reporting income or capital
* not reporting when they are living abroad
* providing a false address
* not reporting other benefits or sources of income
Tax Collecter - Its £50 if you have income and £20 if your unemployed? Are you employed?

Guy - Errr... No and I'm not commiting Benefit fraud either.
by The Koaladude September 18, 2005
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preview fraud

when a studio produced feature film gets lambasted in a pre-release preview, then is released as a completely different movie.
'wow, i saw that movie a year ago under a different name, and it was a thriller...not a comedy, that's preview fraud!'
by sandspit November 30, 2009
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Facebook Feud

Facebook Feuds begin because one party (correctly or incorrectly) perceives itself to have been attacked, insulted or wronged by another. Intense feelings of resentment trigger the initial retaliation, which causes the other party to feel equally aggrieved and vengeful. And everyone on Facebook gets to enjoy it.
I can tell from my wife's scowl and intense typing she is having a Facebook Feud with her sister!
by Levi Jacobs December 21, 2009
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Freudian Slap

When you accidentally touch someone else's body in an inappropriate way, such as if your hand touches someone else's butt while walking. Often leads to embarrassment and awkwardness for both people.
*Naomi and Nicky walking along, Nicky's arm swings too far and hits Naomi's butt*
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!

If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"
by Cynicky August 28, 2007
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Family Feud

A long-running game show where two families try to guess what the "survey says" in order to win $20,000. Originally hosted by Richard Dawson, then by Ray Combs, then by Louie Anderson, then by Richard Karn, and finally is currently hosted by John O'Hurley.
John: Hey, did you see yesterday's episode of Family Feud?
Jack: No, I missed it. What happened?
John: The question was "Name something you feel before you buy it.", and some woman buzzed in and said "excited"!
by Corn Flake September 21, 2006
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Freudian insertion

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.
"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.
by xollock May 22, 2009
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