The widely variable and inaccurate amount of time is takes for something happen. Often used as a way to pad your time at work or a poor attempt to explain why something is taking so long because you don't understand what is really happening.
Steve: Jen, why is this terminated user still able to receive E-mail?
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.
by ReallyTiredOfThisShit July 9, 2021

When you go out with your lady friends and they are so crude and gross you really just need a lady minute. AKA, a minute alone grooming yourself, putting in a tampon or just being a lady.
by Beaver Girl February 20, 2014

by Tm99tm June 6, 2017

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

789million minutes
AS: Come on then cuddle me a little minute
MK: How longs that then?
AS: 789 million minutes obviously
MK: How longs that then?
AS: 789 million minutes obviously
by Pepsmach July 4, 2018

By definition, a minute is comprised of 40 moments, so, if one were to have 40 consecutive Bruh Moments it would be considered a Bruh Minute
by lord of the joes September 3, 2019

by Humansarestupidium February 5, 2021
