Graydon Foster

Coolest guy in EESS, Perfensinal beer drinker, Party Animal, guy is all nails

Graydon Foster is cute

by Prime69694201 March 7, 2022

Brady Foster

Brady Foster is blonde, has blue eyes and is a 230 pound *hunk* of pure protein. If you ever get the opportunity to exist in the presence of this absolute unit piece of man-meat consider yourself divinely blessed. He is described as dummy-thicc and an absolute manwhore who is down. for. anything.

Brady Foster shaves with a 14" Machete because his testerone levels are simply that high.
He also qualified for Nationals in Public Forum Debate and will be going to Kentucky in June.
If you ever encounter this chunk, you will likely turn to granite.
Whatever you do, do not steal his beans.

"Oh my god! It's Brady Foster! I am going to swoon"

by Fan_Of_Brady_Foster April 11, 2022

No School..Foster/Glouster

Means There May Be A Few Flurries...In Rhode Island..Foster/Glouster Never Have School, At The Slightest Hint Of Snow.

Hey Did Ya Hear...No School..Foster/Glouster

by Rockymanly August 8, 2018

foster

to drunkenly steal other people's items of clothes with the express purpose of sleeping in these items of clothes, most commonly only in those items of clothes. ie otherwise nude.

this activity normally takes place in a nightclub/bar late at night, but not exclusively. Certain people are prepared fosterers.

dude, look at her hat, its gnarly. i am totally going to foster in that tonight.

by dom spotley January 24, 2012

daddy faster

The meaning of daddy faster is a sex word and why did you look this up horny bitch 😭😭😭

Fuck daddy faster

by anonymous February 21, 2021

Foster

A short, constantly drunk 20somethingyearold who lives in Austin, TX. When he is not playing in one of his 9080948 local hardcore bands, you will likely run across him terrorizing hipster/fratboy keg parties with his friends, at which time he will be chanting, slurring, or yelling in a distinct southern drawl which only emerges in the ominous presence of alcohol. Be warned, the only intelligible words out of his mouth will be "FUCK", "YO", "DUDE(S)", "RAGE", or "FAGGOT". Foster goes to community college, is an adamant Bush supporter, still lives with his parents, and consumes superhuman quantities of various pills and PBR. he has also been reffered to by the community at large as a "Misunderstood Local Hero" due to his well-meaning but drunken antics.

Foster: "fuuuuckkkk youuuuu faggggotttt!!!!"
or
"yoooo dude lets fuckin raaaaage!!!!"
or
"4 more years!!!! troop surge motherfucker!!!"
or
"GIMMEEEE A BEEEER"

by SwimFan98 December 15, 2008

Fosters

The worst of all beers.

Fosters??? I'd rather suck warm kangaroo piss out of a muddy hole...

by b1ackie July 17, 2013