Flat Ass Syndrome

A syndrome for somebody who has no ass, or lack there of.

Poor Johnny has FAS (Flat ass syndrome) and there's no cure for it as of yet.

by ( I ) March 6, 2009

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flat flatz

- A term used by experienced Surfer's in the South Florida region
- Means "no waves at all"
- When there are no waves in the ocean

Craig: "Dude1, did you see those kids trying to ride the flat flatz?"
Johnny: "Haha, yeah man. Total wipe out."

by Darwinian October 7, 2009

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Flat Booty Rudy

A girl with no butt
Opposite of Big Booty Judy

Person 1: Shes So Cute!

Person 2: She Gotta Donk?
Person 1: Nah I wish but she a Flat Booty Rudy

by The Trillest Nigga Breathing December 21, 2012

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Flathead

A disparaging label for someone that believes the Earth is flat.

The flathead will argue with you about whether Antarctica is a continent, he thinks the world looks like the map in the United Nations logo, where the Antarctic forms a ring around the flat Earth.

by Cheeky Monkees September 10, 2016

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flat pussy

A flat pussy is one that has been pounded so many times that it could now be conceived as flat. This implies multiple poundings, however, a pussy could be made flat by one very intense pounding.

Man, that cat was run over so many times, that's a flat pussy.
Man, that girl was fucked so hard, that's a flat pussy.

by FlatPussy May 11, 2018

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