Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2020

Flower Stomper

The female equivalent to Cock Block

Brittany, stop preventing me from flirting with that dude. You're being a "Flower Stomper".

by MadWoman4 May 11, 2018

Sour flower

A vagina that is hot , sweaty, and smells like tuna.

I met up with a girlfriend after work yesterday and she made me have a sour flower! I rushed home and brushed my tounge to get rid of my tuna breathe.

by Raznhell2442 April 17, 2015

flower of scotland

the unofficial but definitely should be the official national anthem of Scotland. potentially the most patriotic song to come out of Scotland. go on youtube and check out the videos of 'soccer' or rugby stadiums singing it - its the best

*in a Scottish accent* today we are going to learn 'Flower of Scotland'

by scottishnotbritish April 13, 2022

flower food

(metaphorically) dead, not longer alive, buried

She's dead, Mike. She's never gonna come back. She's feeding worms. She's flower food.

by Alexander Pup November 3, 2008

Flower tower

When you lube up sunflower seeds with Vaseline and stick them into the urethra of an erect penis.

Why isn’t Paul at work? Oh, he had to go to the doctor because he gave himself the old flower tower last night.

by E.Haff July 15, 2022

chinese flower

A sexual act when the male, puts his hand in a fist like shape, inserts his fist into the females vagina, and opens his fist. Like a flower

Dang did you hear that Billy Chinese flowered Jessica last night

by Graham the Spam May 12, 2016