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Mustard flower

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard
I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower
by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018
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fecal flower

The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.
by aretegroup May 7, 2017
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Flower Stomper

Brittany, stop preventing me from flirting with that dude. You're being a "Flower Stomper".
by MadWoman4 May 11, 2018
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Flower cock

Wow what an amazing flower cock
by The.more.you.know. March 16, 2017
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chinese flower

A sexual act when the male, puts his hand in a fist like shape, inserts his fist into the females vagina, and opens his fist. Like a flower
Dang did you hear that Billy Chinese flowered Jessica last night
by Graham the Spam May 12, 2016
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Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.
Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.
by wingedhippo December 28, 2020
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Flower Hour

Smoke a bowl every 5 minutes for an hour. Or when every new song is being played.
Ben lets flower hour so we can get turnt up!
by Choochoomf August 18, 2013
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