floppy sock

1. (noun or verb) a flacid penis, generally long in length, that is difficult to erect. Shaking the penis in attempts to get hard result in a "dead puppet" type motion hence the term floppy sock. Also known as "flop sock".

See Aaron Hands.

Noun - I wanted to bone that bitch but all that Jack I drank gave me a floppy sock.

Verb - I couldn't get it up so I floppy-socked that bitch in the face for a while until I gave up and smoked a blunt.

by King Blumpkin of SoCal March 5, 2004

floppy button

A male genitalia

Dude, she touched your floppy button?

by Dantheman1234986 March 12, 2009

floppy toppy

When you get sloppy toppy while soft

“I was so drunk that I couldn’t even get it up all the way so she gave me floppy toppy”

by IT’S CHODEGANG MOTHERFUCKER November 8, 2017

Floppy Flying Fish

Sexual position. Woman on top. Both facing the cieling, her feet on mans thighs, leaning off bed toucing floor, 45 degree angle, almost like a handstand. EXPERTS ONLY!!!

A floppy flying fish is when a woman on top of the man. Both facing the cieling, her feet on mans thighs, leaning off bed toucing floor, 45 degree angle, almost like a handstand. EXPERTS ONLY!!!

by Dirty Dawg January 27, 2006

floppy disc

a floppy vagina with a lot of skin; the crappy kind

guy: Shit man! My girlfriend has a fucking floppy disc!!
man: hahahahah! sucks fo you!

by blu3hat July 25, 2010

Floppy Snootch

fLop-E-Sne-ooch(NOUN)

A large vagina, loose lips, huge piss flaps, pouty pucker, loose meat sandwich, snappy-nappy dug out.

"Girl.... you gots a floppy snootch!"

by David Billard January 15, 2004

floppy gager

A large non erect penis that is long enough to gag someone.

Voodew was knocked unconcious by my floppy gager.

by D3troit May 30, 2006