Floor Meat

A slut who'll fuck on the floor, even in public.

Fred: What'dya think of Charlotte?

Collin: Dude, she's floor meat...

by jewoobs69 August 20, 2014

Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.

Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

the sixth floor

a psychiatric ward at a hospital

If, he doesn't stop screaming at the top of his lungs in the middle of the night, he will be sent to the sixth floor.

by Ronald Clifford Buckman August 9, 2003

Shit On The Floor

A general term that describes a strong emotion. Whether it be angry or surprise.

Mom: " Go do the dishes"
Kid: "No bitch, I'll shit on the floor."

by cooliodude24 September 24, 2017

hit the floor

That's what robber says when the crime is in progress and he wants everybody (except staff) to lie down on the floor, so nobody can attack him.

"This is a robbery! Hit the floor, you bitches! ...don't try anything stupid, sucker, do what I say!"

by 5000 April 6, 2009

get it on the floor

means either a group or a couple is about to have sex, or get down and dirty.

Yea, me and this girl are about to get it on the floor.

by J_Boogey March 26, 2009

Floor Buffer

The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.

Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.

by Jim E. Junk May 22, 2006