flootered

Extremely drunk

Dude I was so flootered last night

by DucksJustCuz98 March 17, 2017

acidic floaters

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."

by Ink Spot Mike's wife December 25, 2008

floated

when youre fucked up. i.e. drunk or high to the point where to u can't function

"You had a lot to drink, how are you feeling? "
"dude I'm so floated"

by wondla May 25, 2016

Flootershy

When your anus is too scared to take a poop. A take off of a German slang.

Bob: Some guy was in the stall next to me, I was total Flootershy
Jan: OMG I know, I get flootershy whenever i'm in school.

by Babyblaxs September 15, 2012

Floated

a tasty cold treat that is a combination of a slushy and soft serve ice cream. This concoction can also be mixed together. The floated comes from the ice cream floating in the slushy and not mixed obviously.

aka: floater

"would you like that mixed or floated"
"floated!"

by Wonder Chick February 19, 2009

Cumflouti Flouter

A generic Phrase that can be used in any context at any given time, to comedically substitute words.

"Samantha, gimme some cumflouti flouter for my ."

"Steph, well fuckin gimme the Jared for my Lared over there first, conflouti.

by Stephanie <3 February 5, 2007

folater

the act of giving a man oral sex

my ex-girlfriend is a folater

by kraven morehead October 6, 2003