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floating zombie

A situation in which a woman is being done doggy-style, and the man pulls out and spits on her back, making her think that he has come. When she turns around the guy jerks off like mad and shoots his load in her face.
She thought I was done, but I gave her a floating zombie!
by Richie McFarland March 11, 2004
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coke float

George - "Why did we have to evacuate the pool?"

Mark - "Some kid made a coke float"

George - "Raunchy"
by budja June 26, 2004
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turd float

To rain.
It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!
by jeepzilla December 12, 2003
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rootbeer float

is a type of sexual play that occurs when one partner has diahrea, either naturally or threw means of enema, and shits in a glass. Then the male partner is arroused to the point of ejaculation and creates a nice foamy topping of jism. Afterwards either partner drinks it.
"Maybe you wanna come over for a rootbeer float?"
by Special Specialist August 17, 2007
mugGet the rootbeer floatmug.

Floating Newspaper

A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.

Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?

Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
by Marziba January 4, 2010
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floating Sigvald

The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.
Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.
by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018
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float a buscuit

This would be when someone squeezes off a hay-maker with a pungent, show-stopping odor, yet is undetected phonetically. It creates a tremendous hang time and silently sneaks up on it's unsuspecting victims.
OMG dud! Did you just float a buscuit? That is fucking rank.

Do you smell that? Who floated the buscuit?

Check this out, I am going to scmooze through those chicks and float a buscuit as I am leaving.
by DKNiGHT January 15, 2014
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