flabbergibbet

The layman's term for the appendage that controls closing speed of the cover of the rectal sphincter.

After a hard night of cold beer and tacos, Craig sprained his flabbergibbet and missed two days of work.

by alatoolmakeremt June 20, 2011

flabbergaschamber

A severe form of flabbergastedness.

The Nazi put me in a flabbergaschamber when he showed me Rebecca Black's "Friday."

by djmigues November 18, 2011

Flabber Jabble

A freak; A weirdo; A crazy person

My teacher is flabber jabble because he likes to pet squirrels.

by e.u.g.e.n.e May 12, 2012

Flabberaffled

Derived from flabbergasted and baffled;

Dumbfounded to the highest degree of confusion

The thought that Billy Shnitzel was able to find someone to go to prom with flabberaffled me, especially since I couldn't find someone myself.

by Solmanio May 28, 2013

flabberfish

a flabberfish is a yellow semi-aquatic animal

Its appearance varies depending on its needs

This animal can transmit 1000volts of electricity without causing harm to itself
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It also has many abilities such as - the controll and use of lightning and c4 and random magic that can not be explained and random spontaneous explosions and it can fly because..... Fuck you ,thats why
It eats - c4 , your soul - can live off of drinks

If drinks - nitro glycerine - lucozade, monster,

Do not wake before 4pm and dont make it do work

Has been known to sleep 24+ hours at a time

*naps all the time

*can snowboard
*nunchucks
*can rapidly change weight
*went on ZEN journey

*unexplainable derp
*night vision
*heat vision
*food vision

Unknown life span - infinite/ since da dinosaurs N shit

Born - Atlantis (the planet)

Feroxis(the galaxy)

Grutos(the sector)

the flabberfish pulled a 360 yy no-scope ladderstall

by flabberfish December 13, 2014

flabbadoodoo

An ugly doughnut

My flabbadoodoo is sexy

by ducvrt May 8, 2015

flabbadam

When a piggy individual looks like a reservoir of pork trimmings.

"Damn Look at that booty"
"Yeah but she's a bit of a flabbadam"

by Snukedefuser August 14, 2015