Flandering

flandering is the act of which someones ass cheeks flander and stroodle around clapping together in an almost fluid like state. Flandering started as a tradition in native tribes in west africa which flandering is known to give many health benefits such as increased pleasure in sex in both genders, men and women having increased glute size and strength, in men it gives them the motivation to workout and increases testosterone levels unrivaled even by the testicals.In women flandering can increase boob sizes and estrogen levels making their skin smoother and entire body being more feminine as a whole. Flandering has only now been discovered by europeans as of early 2023 , however the western part of the world has absolutely no recognition of what flandering is.

last night me and my girlfriend were flandering and made sex much more pleasurable

by Mousertonz June 6, 2023

Flangingerous

Adj: the act of being over stereotypically gay

adv: To do something in an over stereotypically gay manner

"John was acting pretty flangingerous today"
"ya i know"

The bespectacled unicorn leaped flangingerously over the rainbow.

by JohnIsARacist September 11, 2011

Fongering

When you're fingering your partner in one of their respective holes and something goes terribly wrong, such as broken fingers, or tears in certain places.

"Man, everything was going well until the fingering turned into fongering. She's making me pay her medical bills."

by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017

Fingering the Death Star

Finger fucking an Aids infected asshole with a seeping open wound on your finger

Ryan was fingering the Death Star last night, who knows how long till hes dying

by SanjeCollins May 6, 2018

Fingering Handshake

When giving a handskade, you put your middle and index finger into the other persons hand and "finger" it

Meaning: it means that you wanna have sexual intercourse with the person you're doing it to, if they do it back, it means they are in on it

(fingering handshake)

I finger handshaked Jenny and she also wanted to fuck!

by XxBreadmakerxX April 3, 2018

Fingering the Death Star

When someone with an open wound on their fingers, fingers another person with AIDS in the butthole who's bleeding from the ass.

Did you hear about Steve? Crazy, he was FINGERING THE DEATH STAR and just found out he's got the HIVy.

by SanjeCollins March 5, 2018

Falgering

To give disappointing and unsatisfactory sex.
If you receive a falgering it will result in pregnancy.

Commonly used with falged

“Well that was falgering”

“I feel like that was falgering”

“You have now had a falgering”

by User randomly generated July 3, 2018