figured it out

When an individual transitions from average looking to respectfully attractive within the span of a year.

Guy 1: "Did you see Natalie today? She really figured it out!
Guy 2: "I know! When did she get so hot?

by otterpark May 15, 2014

fingered

1.when a guy sticks his fingers up your chocha
2.playing around wit sumthin to fix it

1.yo man i fingered that bitch so good she was screamin my name
2.i found a bird wit a broken wing so i had to finger it to make it all better

by sexy latin lady June 19, 2003

Action Figure

NOT a doll. Dolls are for girls. Action figures are much more masculine and cool. Often depicting certain super-heroes or video game/movie characters, and sometimes real people.

"Hey, man what are you doing playing with that batman doll?"
"Hey! This is an ACTION FIGURE! Not a doll.... Dolls are for girls..."

by commodore cool December 21, 2008

Go Figure

Something you say when someone posts an insulting and condescending definition on UD, but it's full of spelling and grammatical errors, proving that whoever posted it is as dumb as the people he's insulting.

Asshole: "A saying used when something happens that you might have expected, but you have absolutely nothing original or intelligent to say. Generally used by idiots with IQs below 85, who just want to hear them selves talk, and build thier own unfounded egos.

Hey, Something happened like I thought it might....Go figure huh huh huh huh..Go figure right? huh huh man i'm the coolest..go figure,,huh huh"

Me: "Guy can't spell 'themselves' or 'their' right, but he thinks he's smart. Go figure."

by RWMagpie September 6, 2020

five-fingered ounce

quantity of marijuana that indicates the supplier filled the bag with as much as could be held with five fingers. Usually results in a bit more than an ounce per bag--35-40 grams.

a five-fingered ounce is good for an extra weekend you can share with your friends

by WVbud September 25, 2008

4-fingered Scarlet Cheek

when a individual belonging to either to the male or female species has just been thwacked in his/her face for reasons unknown to him/her and a four-fingered scarlet mark has been left on the thwacked cheek.

Dawson: "why do you have red marks on your face dude?"
Winston: "hey man, its not red marks... the label is 4-fingered scarlet cheek man! it's alright... i'll survive i got busted for not paying my dues"

by djquest June 15, 2010

pinky fingered

pinky fingered is when a girl loops her pinkies into her side pant belt loops and shimmy up her skinny pants since they were sagging.

Casey was walking funny past me and I saw her do a funny move... she pinky fingered her skinny jeans back up over her ass.

by rawrchel818 August 10, 2019