Finchamole

A slang word for a combination of two or more things that are not good together - the name is a combination of a finch and a mole, which would not be a good combination of things.

James: did you hear that Dominoes is making a pizza combined with a board game for family game nights?

Samantha: Man, that won't go well. It's a real finchamole.

by Elkeeon December 6, 2022

Finch

A plain female. Nothing bad, just blah. Female finches are boring. A non-entity.

Look at the finch at the end of the bar all alone. I'd go over, but why?

by Moustache Squeege January 24, 2023

finhog

Fat cunt

You’re such a finhog

by Amelia123322444 February 7, 2023

Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.

Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.

by Greater60 March 24, 2023

Finch

To be absolutely skint to the point where you can’t afford to do anything but sit in your house in Dinny

I can’t go on that stag do lads, I’m absolutely Finch

by Cd93tc May 17, 2023

fitchoo

The word/sound you utter when you want to draw someone's attention to a mistake your friend's made. Also, mocking said friend without saying much. Pretty much always, non-hostile.

(Looses a word battle)

- Fitchoo!

by Danilina July 25, 2023

Finch

endangered species from Utah

i saw a Finch buying ungodly amounts of garlic bread in walmart yesterday

by Kirlios September 16, 2023