fap ninja

one who masturbates in public without being cought and leave no trace of evidence

tom: why is my chair so sticky

Jerry: damn fap ninja!

by smurf herder 69 September 20, 2011

must not fap

promise to oneself saying: "I shall not masturbate"

Someone sends you a picture of a hot chick and you reply back: "must not fap". Simple :)

by afrosamurai88 June 13, 2011

fap nap

The nap you take after you get done stroking it.

Man I was exhausted after that marathon jerk...I had to take a fap nap.

by A teezy July 4, 2007

fap session

The time you spent furiously masturbating to porn.

*skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session

by cyahick November 23, 2013

Auto Fap

you auto fap
check out the definition for "Auto Cum" because these are the same thing essentially

leyang: time to auto fap!
also leyang: watches furry porn
leyang: :confounded:

by i hate zero two May 6, 2021

fap chap

When you fap to a certain extent that your penis subsequently becomes chapped

That girl is very hot i will have a fap chap later

by DJT & JOE June 1, 2017

Fap tent

a tent made with blankets and sticks with tissues inside, for when you have to rub one out or fap in your own little tent with your faptop.

"Jamal get out my fap tent its my turn."
"Tyrone you nigga did you use all the tissues in my fap tent?"
"Son get out of your fap tent time for dinner."
" I have to poop but i cant leave the fap tent."

by FapMan March 20, 2012