Falsecarriage

When a woman has a false miscarriage to rectify a false pregnancy in order to keep their husband or boyfriend to stay with them.

Ben's girlfriend had a falsecarriage when she realized he wasn't going to stay with her.

by Stieggy July 13, 2010

failsach

1) A person whom has the ability to fail, generally in the most epic of ways

2) A master of the fail

what a failsach

by sach32423 October 15, 2010

failsbian

a female who fails at being a lesbian

A lesbian who doesn't appreciate boobs, collarbones or hipbones is a failsbian.

by nutdizzle December 8, 2010

failstaff

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.

You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.

by Sir Thomas Derpingham III May 1, 2011

False eyes

when a guy moves his friend in front of him to stare at a girl from a distance while appearing to be looking at his friend; A Perverts way of secretly staring at a girls body without getting caught

Dude, give me some False Eyes so I can stare at Megan

by TheAbusementPark May 31, 2013

false period

The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse

Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago

by meowsierz777 May 5, 2015

Failed Trust Fund Baby

When someone inherits a large sum of money as a minor but their Executor of Estate spends it all before they become of age. Oftentimes the Executor dies or disappears before they can be held accountable.

My grandpa secretly gambled my entire trust fund away but died before I found out. Oh well, guess I'm just a Failed Trust Fund Baby... feeling entitled but broke a.f.

by BuBuKittyFuhk January 8, 2018