Fish Fact

A fact of extremely dubious origin.
A fact so outlandish it strains the credulity of even the most gullible.
A fact or idea so absurd that it speaks only to the imagination of its purveyor.
Steven: "One day soon you will be able to purchase spray-on televisions".

Alan: I'm calling Fish Fact on this one.
by Captain_Earlobe January 11, 2012
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full fact

a true statement that can not be refuted. a fact that is not subject to the usual skepticism due to usual truth-stretching tendencies of the speaker.
-yo man, we need to get some LGs over here
-thats a full fact

-yo, when we get some LGs over here i'm gonna bust in one of their butts... and thats a fact
by SupBroseph September 22, 2009
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snapple fact

n.
-a fact found under a cap of a snapple bottle

see snapple cap
real snapple facts

#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.

#4 Slugs have four noses.

#5 Camels have three eyelids.

#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.

#8 A bee has five eyes.

#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
by make.a.wish April 1, 2009
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FUN FACT

A RAccoon can crawl in a persons asshole
by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021
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fat facts

when you agree on something imensly and want to add affect
person 1. Super bowl 50 is the best one of all time
person 2. fat factsss
by riiiiimango May 19, 2018
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Alternative Facts

The bullshit you pull out of your ass t defend the bullshit you pulled out of your ass
Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Donald Trump, said the White House press secretary gave "alternative facts" when he inaccurately described the inauguration crowd as "the largest ever" during his first appearance before the press on Jan 22, 2017
by Alath Masster March 1, 2017
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hate fact

A "hate fact" is a matter of truth, fact, or reality that supports an argument based on stereotype or prejudice.
Russell relied on hate facts like "women have 55% less upper body strength than men" to defend his opinion that women should be kept out of military combat.
by Hopkins21 June 10, 2016
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