Facehooker

Someone who stays up late at night looking for people to "friend" on Facebook.

It was a busy night for Betty, a Facehooker in her prime, getting another twenty "friends" under her belt.

by erinad July 17, 2009

/facehair

An unholy attempt in which an uneducated mother attempts to create a new *facepalm*

Mother: What's a facepalm?
Awesome child: /me facepalms.
Mother: Can you do a /facehair? ;D
Awesome child: No, no, Mum you can't.
Mother: It's just a sugge-
Awesome child: GET THE FUCK OUT

by homohomohomohomo. July 30, 2009

faces

US Currency worth more than a dollar. There are singles and the rest are faces. Singles are usually spending money while faces are for saving (for street level drug dealers).

I don't spend any faces unless its for some new Jordans or child support.

by Juanita95898 April 12, 2012

Stamping Happy Faces

When someone has to take shit and it's starting to turtle head, it's also known as stamping happy faces in their underwear.

I have to go take a right shit now... I'm stamping happy faces in my underwear!

by Kacie A. January 12, 2006

facethejury.com

A place where all the scene kids go to look cool. They put each other down and gain popularity by showing their nOOds. The forums are ridiculous and insulting. Find a nOObie and shoot 'em down. This is where myspace got know.... little did these dumbasses know they were going to lose popularity by being on FTJ.com

LyKe OmGz, ThErE's A nEwBiE. LeTs Be MeAn To ThEm.

by SkaGirlFullest June 1, 2005

facehole

anyone on facebook who tries to verbally fight you. Facebook+asshole

dude that guy keeps calling me gay on facebook

What a facehole

by beda October 23, 2008

Weird Faces

Weird faces are commonly used in boring situations in order to entertain oneself. (ex. on a train or a snakeless plane) Generally, these weird faces are part of a game known as the "weird face game" (WFG) The rules for WFG are as follows:
- There is a maximum an a minimum of two participants
- Person A would initiate the game by making a weird face until Person B notices and acknowledges Person A.

This is proof that I will do anything other than my summer reading.
- Once eye contact is made, Person B has five (5) seconds to respond to Person A by making a similar face
- After Person B copies the initial face, Person A will change their face and exchanges would continue in the same manner until is over

There are multiple reasons why a WFG may come to a conclusion.
1. One of the participants laughs. If this happens, the non-laughing participant wins
2. Something distracts only one of the players from the game, making them unable to make a new face or copy a face within the 5 second period. If this happens, the participant who is not distracted wins.
3. If something, however, were to distract both participants, then the game ends in a draw.

The game may also end in draw for the following reasons:

- The players become tired and agree to end
- A "Psyche Out"

A "Psyche Out" occurs when a bystander becomes so annoyed or weirded out by the game, that they yell at the participants. The term "Psyche Out" was stolen from the movie Baseketball.

Vik: Makes a weird face
Angela : Copies weird face
--------Weird faces continue for 10 minutes------
Vikas: Stop being gay guys.

by TheFlyingV August 30, 2006