A rectangular-shaped patch of groomed pubic hair above a woman's vagina. Taller than it is wide, this style is often used by women who prefer a well manicured look without going totally bald (e.g., Brazilian). Alas, the clean shape is similar to a football ticket in size.
by Henrys Fork December 10, 2007
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As well as this, a Football Faggot also possesses many characteristics; such as having a low IQ, not having any common sense, being disrespectful to others and generally behaving like someone who is in charge (when they are clearly not).
As well as this, a Football Faggot also possesses many characteristics; such as having a low IQ, not having any common sense, being disrespectful to others and generally behaving like someone who is in charge (when they are clearly not).
by proxyserver May 30, 2016
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I traveled to San Fransisco while studying Sig Freud last night
(any words that start with S and F stand for Silent Football
(any words that start with S and F stand for Silent Football
by Mr. Kroaky September 1, 2010
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Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.
Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.
White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"
Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.
White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it
Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.
White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.
Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.
White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it
Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.
White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.
by Daz January 24, 2005
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Unlike soccer players or American football players, rugby players actually need football supporters.
by Nathanial Hawthorne June 28, 2003
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in american football- trent green gets severely concussed from a hit by robert geathers.
on the street- your ass is in jail
on the street- your ass is in jail
by america, fuck yea October 22, 2006
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guy1: hey, don't you go to boyertown?
guy2: ya
guy1: do you play Boyertown football?
guy2: hell no. the coaches suck, the only reason why I am on the team is so I can fuck my coaches wife
guy2: ya
guy1: do you play Boyertown football?
guy2: hell no. the coaches suck, the only reason why I am on the team is so I can fuck my coaches wife
by NaziWarMachine June 17, 2010
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