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Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 04, 2017

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Toilet fbs

A server that's absolute gayness.
members:
Maple- obsessed with shibes
Klai- baby boi
Shin-the most normal person also brazil
Egg-complete autism also complete bottom
Plane boi- normal but not normal
Fork-pro memer
Gazel-doesnt exist
No aim-mincarft
Coolio-mr steal your girl

Person 1:"Being in Toilet fbs is pure sex."
Person 2:"what is wrong with you..."

by GayAssOmlet August 25, 2020

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fb on insta

Follow back often used when you want someone to follow u cause your following them usually for accounts that aren't rinsta's

Hey could u fb on insta?

by Fb on insta December 10, 2016

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