fap sauce

The product which is made from the art of fapping.

Ray got fap sauce on his pants, accidentally, while looking at your mom.

by zonglockdong June 9, 2008

fap ninja

one who masturbates in public without being cought and leave no trace of evidence

tom: why is my chair so sticky

Jerry: damn fap ninja!

by smurf herder 69 September 20, 2011

must not fap

promise to oneself saying: "I shall not masturbate"

Someone sends you a picture of a hot chick and you reply back: "must not fap". Simple :)

by afrosamurai88 June 13, 2011

fap nap

The nap you take after you get done stroking it.

Man I was exhausted after that marathon jerk...I had to take a fap nap.

by A teezy July 4, 2007

fap session

The time you spent furiously masturbating to porn.

*skype rings* *sound ends*
Matt types: ffs pick up kid
*10 mins later*
Phil types: sorry m8, fap session

by cyahick November 23, 2013

Auto Fap

you auto fap
check out the definition for "Auto Cum" because these are the same thing essentially

leyang: time to auto fap!
also leyang: watches furry porn
leyang: :confounded:

by i hate zero two May 6, 2021

Sneak fap

when your in school and you get a random boner and you know you can fap without the teachers finding out.

"Dude i was in social studies and i pulled a sneak fap, i have to go change im all wet."
"I was sneak fapping when my teacher called my name to turn in my work and my pants were all wet and everyone saw."

by Watboy May 6, 2012