fap fap fap

the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn

by SAN JOSE STATE April 27, 2003

Fap, Crap & Nap

To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.

"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"

by SuperDuperGalen December 27, 2011

Fap Rash

The rash you get on the tip of your penis from over fapping without lubricant. The skin becomes ultra sensitive in a bad way.

I cant walk to the store because every step I take causes my pants to rub on my fap rash and it hurts.

by seamoanz September 28, 2009

Fap trap

When one is browsing content, often online or flicking channels on TV, with no intention of fapping either then or later, but are forced to or reminded to fap upon seeing something. That thing is a fap trap.

Bro 1: "Dude I wasn't even gonna fap tonight but then I was flicking music channels and the video for Call on Me by Eric Prydz came on and I couldn't not afterwards."
Bro 2: "Yeah that video is such a fap trap"

by Tom3457mofo April 19, 2013

Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Chevy impala and gets baked for no reason

Micheal bos is a fap rag

by Getrektbos December 3, 2019

Fap base

The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.

Helen- Where is Nathen?

Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.

Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago

Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house

by xxLilachan8xx August 1, 2011

fap fort

A masturbatory palace constructed in anticipation of a long and relaxing fap session

Before fapping I make a comfy fap fort on my bed

by hooptown December 16, 2011