C.T.F.U.A.

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.

Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....

by Dr. Cowabunga May 12, 2019

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.

Stop cornholing, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. are here.

by Rich Davis July 14, 2008

Collaborative F.U.

When two or more people work together in order to screw a third party over.
For example, an aggressive driver is prevented from passing by other drivers boxing him in or deliberately driving at the same speed in all lanes in front of him.

Bernie Sanders wanted to be president but the Democratic Party engaged in a collaborative f.u. to deny him the opportunity.

by MrKerr December 15, 2017

S.T.F.U.

An abbreviated form of:

Shut The Fuck Up

Often used in the popular internet comic "Little Gamers" and on internet message board and chat rooms across the nation.

The Sims is teh suxorz.
S.T.F.U!!!!11

by molly November 15, 2003

D.G.I.F.U

An acronym for 'Don't Get It Fucked Up' from the Chris Brown x Tyga album, 'Fan Of A Fan: The Album'. The song D.G.I.F.U also features Pusha T.

Guy 1: You need to stop fronting, you're finished here.
Guy 2: Stfu dude, I could buy this whole city if I wanted!
Guy 1: D.G.I.F.U, you don't have a stack of cash or a flashy pad, I saw you last week driving a taxi cab. Stop tryna make people thing you're loaded.
Guy 2: Uhm *walks away defeated*

by ballinonem June 19, 2016

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o

it means Just shut the fuck up and eat me out

im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o

by izzballzzz August 7, 2023

T.A.R.F.U.

Things are really fucked up. It falls somewhere between S.N.A.F.U and F.U.B.A.R.

It looks like T.A.R.F.U. in Iraq for a while.

by lostdawg September 23, 2005