UPS Express

A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.

UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.

by Brian Surette August 14, 2006

expressless

1. The lack of expressing emotion.
2. The inability to set forth in words.

As Aaron walked in the park his head hung and his body, expressless.

by Laura Marshall June 20, 2007

espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends

Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend

by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016

nitro express

Commonly used in elephant guns these are very poweful rifle rounds commonly used for big game hunting such as elephants, cape buffaloes, rhinos and the like. They have extremey harsh recoil and muzzle blast. The name comes from the powder which is made of nitroglycerin and express indicates the extremely high velocity of the rounds. Currently 700 nitro express is the most powerful of them all.

I shot a nitro express twice today. one for fun and the other one to relocate my popped shoulder

by Nasor6221 August 5, 2015

normal human expression

Someone's shitty excuse for something dumb they did/ are doing

Don't rack on me for pouring milk before cereal, that just my normal human expression!

by Some ol' Hipster October 12, 2017

heel-toe express

The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.

"Shit, how we gonna get to the packie?"

"Looks like we gotta take the ol' Heel-Toe Express"

by JakeStar November 3, 2005

Shamu Express

The Shamu Express is when you sneak into Sea World and go into the whale tank. You sedate the whale and then proceed to fuck it in the blowhole.

I was bored at Sea World so I took the Shamu Express.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006