wai-wai express

1) A glorified way to say that you have to walk somewhere
2) A budget means of transport

NB: Wai-wai translates to legs in Maori

Guy 1: Bro, how are we getting home tonight?
Guy 2: Wai-wai express bro

by anthubc2010-waiwaiexpress October 6, 2010

Outhouse Express

Mail client inferior to Thunderbird, Opera, KMail, etc.

If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

expelliarmussed

A. The state of having been subjected to the "expelliarmus" spell. (from the popular book series "Harry Potter")

B. To be in a complete state of disarray, disarmed of all mental prowess, having been subjected to an overwhelming defeat - or having undergone a rigorous or lengthy trial.

C. Past tense of "Expelliarmus"

man, every time harry potter faces someone, they inevitably end up expelliarmussed.

After working all day, and then going to see the midnight release of that movie - I'm all expelliarmussed out.

I expelliarmussed him SO HARD! You should have seen his face, ho ho ho.

by Super Spurgeon November 21, 2010

mexican express

"mexican express" is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. It is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. Unlike the "bowl pass," which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.

"Oh, you don't have any cash either? That's cool, the McDonald's on 14th takes mexican express."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."

by miaJ March 15, 2009

Oak Express

The only single thing that seems natural when everything else is apparently bogus.

How could you play a 15 minute game of halo, only kill 4 people, and only die twice? That just doesn't seem natural, but Oak Express is.

by cotay15 July 19, 2009

Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

Bangkok Expressway

verb: the act of inserting a PVC pipe into the vagina and/or anus of a willing partner and subsequently rolling Hot Wheels down the temperary "expressway".

Barry: Hey Jody it 5:00. You know what that means!
Jody: I know its rush hour. I hate heavy traffic!
Barry: Not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the "Bangkok Expressway"!
Jody: Ooooooooooh! Just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!

by BnC baconator August 5, 2010