WHEN THE SUDDEN URGE TO PURGE YOUR BOWELS HITS YOU....WHEN YOUR SPHINTER MUSCLE STARTS TO QUIVER WITH INTENSE PAIN....YOU BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE INCREASING INTENSITY OF YOUR VIOLENT RECTAL SPASMS. YOU ARE IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE, DESPERATLEY PRAYING TO FIND THE "THRONE OF RELIEF". MUCH TO YOUR EMBARRASSMENT, YOU DON'T ALWAYS MAKE IT ON TIME & YOU HAVE AN ASS-PLOSION ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR CLOTHS, SHOES, CAR SEAT, BIKE SEAT, MAYBE EVEN YOUR NEIGHBORS COUCH OR LAWN FURNITURE. THIS SYDROME IS OFTEN EXHAUSTING & VERY UNPREDICTABLE.
When you are driving & get an Explosive ass sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.
by COUGAR01 March 3, 2011
Get the EXPLOSIVE ASS SYDROME mug.1. When a female projectile ejaculates as the result of oral stimulation while on her period, resulting a strawberry-colored explosion, hence the name.
2. Simon's waffle
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Jon: So, how was last night with Nicki?
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!
by Cap'n Snatch April 7, 2008
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A totally sweet ninja move that basically involves a bunch of ninja-like hand gestures to distract your current foe, then a swift kick to the nuts whilst they are distracted.
(you yelling) KARATE!!!
-insert wild hand gestures here-
EXPLOSION!!!!
*you run away swiftly to avoid a similar fate*
-insert wild hand gestures here-
EXPLOSION!!!!
*you run away swiftly to avoid a similar fate*
by cooleen August 29, 2005
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when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.
by dale April 28, 2004
Get the exploding microphone mug.When you have loose runing or sport shorts, but no compressing shorts under and one of your testicle pops out the side your shorts while you are streching, doing exercise, etc..
(Tom and Will streching)
Tom: "Will, do some curl ups."
Will: "Ok".(Will get in the postion and starts to do them)
Tom: "Yo, Will"!!
Will: "What"?
Tom: "Dude, your exposing it to some air".
Will: "What"?
Tom: "Man, one of your testicles is hanging out of your shorts".
Tom: "Will, do some curl ups."
Will: "Ok".(Will get in the postion and starts to do them)
Tom: "Yo, Will"!!
Will: "What"?
Tom: "Dude, your exposing it to some air".
Will: "What"?
Tom: "Man, one of your testicles is hanging out of your shorts".
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