Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 13, 2020

I’m about to explode!

It’s what you say when you are about to erupt with a volcanic-like explosion of cum all over the place like in South Park season 12 episode 6 minute 18:36.

Guy 1: I’m about to explode!
Guy 2: *opens mouth wide*
Guy1: *stops* stop, that’s gay.

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard April 27, 2023

Juice That Makes Your Head Explode

The Juice That Makes Your Head Explode will make your head explode if you drink the juice.

"-Murder! This is murder!"
"It isn't murder, It's-"
"Juice That Makes Your Head Explode!"

by bossbabyfeet August 26, 2023

#Explodered

An idiotic misspelling of #exploded

OMFG did you hear that new tune it has #explodered!

by PAFZ October 21, 2018

Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 25, 2024

Exploding Shaft

To shoot up heroin into ones shaft while violently jerking off in a toddler's room

My new born cousin so hot I went into her room and did the exploding shaft

by Jerrod from subway June 20, 2017

Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.

Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018