"fuck my 2020 ford explorer with the 3.3 litre N/A V6 exploded"
"yeah cos its a ford exploder its a SHITBOX"
"yeah cos its a ford exploder its a SHITBOX"
by DODGE_FUCKINGNEON June 24, 2025

1:
person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*
2:
person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*
person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*
2:
person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*
by Nexasfexashit February 3, 2019

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

by SmallGaming December 10, 2022

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019

by heavenlilo April 28, 2005

I meant to put my review on Trip Adviser but I accidentally posted it on Trip Exploder and the place I was reviewing exploding due to my bad review.
by Zapar496 December 17, 2017
