expecting

The act of looking forward to but not wanting to say "looking forward to".
Having expectation of something happening.

Bryan was expecting to go to the movies.

by Braden Ben Dover November 24, 2018

excellent

NOT so excellent when said sarcastically. Used in a derogatory manner to mean exactly the opposite of its true meaning. Said when a complete SNAFU occurs and usually inflected upwards at the end so that instead of saying the "EX" with more force, you gradually increase the pitch and distress in your voice as you follow through the word. Delivery of "excellent" is an art form mastered by the most sarcastic individuals who have experienced far too many fuck-ups. A cluster fuck expression.

Max: "Remember I told you we won the lottery, well, I took the ticket in and found out that I had a ticket from LAST MONTH'S draw, I felt like a total stooge. Sorry dude, we actually didn't win that $6 MILLION."

Scott: "Excellent!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Excellence

The perfect name for a baby.

Excellence is the most precious thing I've ever seen!

by Jumpingpony August 23, 2011

Wife Expectancy

After a male has been diagnosed with a fiance, the period remaining to engage in guys' night activities before the wedding/shackle fitting ceremony.

Did you hear Brando's getting married this weekend?
Yeah dude, wife expectancy of like three days.
We're gonna need another keg.

by Spyrokeet January 4, 2009

Expeli

Girl who got expelled for destroying the bathroom at white plains high school

The expelie went home and supported Biden.

by bottylicker3000 August 3, 2021

Expelliarmus

to disarm or blast someone away from you

*A harry potter spell

harry, "EXPELLIARMUS"
*snape blasted to hell

by Miss. Ridle June 5, 2023

Getting Expelled

A slang term originating after two students were caught in a bathroom of a North Western Pennsylvanian high school having gay sex. To "get expelled" is to have gay sex in a bathroom.

Example One:

Person 1: knocks on bathroom door... "What the hell is taking so long man? I gotta go!"

Person 2: "Hang on bro, I'm getting expelled in here and it's pretty awesome!"

Example 2:

Person 1 "Hey there sexy, what do you say me n' you get together later and get expelled?

Person 2 "Meet me in the bathroom?"

Person 1: "See ya there..."

by get_me_expelled May 30, 2011