Excuses

Like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink.

Excuses
poppycock
my dog ate my homework

by $$C-P0sEr$$ December 22, 2009

The Excuse

Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)

by Adam Kelly October 27, 2005

ap existence

Having far too many ap classes in high school, which leads to not having any fun and everything you talk about eventually leading to how hard school is for yourself.

"So I have this AP U.S. History assignment due in 3 months. Its so long and hard. Why did I do this to myself. Maybe I'm retarted." ap existence

by Crackmonkeys September 27, 2009

Troll Excuse

The term used when someone purposely makes a rather retarded remark and when later realizes his/her mistake then claims he/she was Trolling

Person 1: 2+2=4
Person 2: no its totali 2+2=5 u stupid
Person 1 large argument over it
Person 2 realizes his mistake
Person 2 utilizes the Troll Excuse manuever
Person 2: i was jus trolling u lol!

by Tenkarinku May 10, 2011

Excuse Me

A term over used by Vickie Guerrero. As said in her whiny high pitched voice on WWE's Raw and Smackdown,

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO
Vickie: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!!
Fans: BOOOOOOO!!!!
Vickie: I SAID EXCUSE ME! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! EXCUSE ME!!!

by BallnBoy April 7, 2009

excuse my french

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.

Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.

by benny September 5, 2003

excuse my french

A handy phrase used to cover up a quick outburst of obsanities near children, playing nice with your son/daughter's school principal, a downgrading insultance breakdown for a Mary Sue, or just to impress your new boss at work.

"Excuse my french, but that new girl who is currently trying to fuck her way into getting an A into the new semester, is a half price bargain bin whore and should be shot down with a rabies gun." Said the Punk to the Goth.

The Goth narrowed her eyes, "Maybe the paper boy was right, we will conquer the world with darkness some day."

by Phatal October 2, 2003