by co5oo May 8, 2019

A holy individual of beautifulness. He is a wonderful person that is so funny and cares about others even if he doesn't show it. His hair is the make up of all his insecurities (even though he shouldn't have insecurities because he's perfect).
by Yup!thatsme June 19, 2017

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro
Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."
by roneallm August 29, 2024

Eugene is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. He is caring, kind, respectful, and sweet. He makes me laugh and I always have fun with him. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him. He likes horror movies, anime, fitness, and most importantly he likes ✨me✨ . His birthday is on the 1st of December. He keeps a knife under his bed and a stick in his closet. He’s almost 25 and sleeps with a spider-man blanket. He knows how to use excel which is really hot.
Eugene is perfect for me. I love him so much.
Eugene is perfect for me. I love him so much.
“i love you eugene.”
by danger flash November 21, 2021

The most sweetest and kind boy out there.Has a heart of gold and is so loyal.He will bend over backwards to make sure your having a good day.Has the cutest smile and prettiest eyes.You will want a Eugene in your life.Trusttt mee💓
by BAbrbtbynded September 24, 2021

When you poop so hard that it leads to the unintended stimulation of the prostate gland, leading to ejaculation.
by TheGuyWhoDoesStuffWasTaken June 10, 2024
