by Cool alpha girl May 13, 2022

a sexy man named emil who has massive muscles and a huge dick. also has a fat ass and is just so so sooooo sexy!! literally has a third leg, its so big its scary.
by emilssecretadmirer December 24, 2023

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.
Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

by baddie08 January 22, 2022

A character from the NieR Franchise known for being extremely powerful and nice. He does nothing but do good and think of others.
Person 1: Oh my god I love Emil so much, he has done nothing wrong.
Person 2: What about that time when he nuked a village to save his friends?
Person 2: What about that time when he nuked a village to save his friends?
by Kerplun January 4, 2024

When your Swedish friend named Emil puts his butt cheeks surrounding your nose making you an Emil Macka \\ *-* //
Girl to girl
girl 1: oh we did the dirtiest thing yesterday
girl 2: really??? tell me all about it
girl 1: he did the Emil Macka on me *UwU*
girl 1: oh we did the dirtiest thing yesterday
girl 2: really??? tell me all about it
girl 1: he did the Emil Macka on me *UwU*
by Empaah November 11, 2019

by Emilsrussel November 22, 2021
