Emergency Everclear

A spare bottle (or handle) of Luxco's finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% ABV).
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer

Every College student should have an Emergency Everclear in their disposal.

by Thad Badassle April 20, 2017

Emergency food

Paimon

Paimon: PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD

Traveler: Yes you are…

by EmiImpact March 3, 2022

Sardine Emergency

Something very important that comes up on thursday afternoon so you can miss work on Friday and go to Sevilla and eat sardines instead.

Alvaro will not be in the office today he had a sardine emergency

by Littletwerp May 3, 2008

Word Emergency

When you can't remember or find the word/name you want to say and begin to panic.

Steve: How'd the interview go?
Todd; Not well...
Steve: Why?
Todd: They asked me what qualities I could bring to the job and I had a word emergency.
Steve: Tough Beens

by WhoriskeyBob October 15, 2009

emergentism

The belief that the present emerges from the future.

The obverse of determinism.

Emergentism is the obverse of determinism.

It would reject historical materialism.

by sandraxine September 14, 2018

Emergency Coons

Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.

Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.

This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.

Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!

Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!

Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!

by Matthew Hunter April 7, 2008

Accident & Emergency / A&E

Used to descibe an Ass/butt/bum in a sexual context. Named as you should only be sticking it in there if it's an accident or emergency

Herman Dogg: RTJ, did you screw that chick last night?

RTJ Loco: She was on her period so i had to take her up the A & E.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003