Eli

Eli is a fucking cunt who constantly plays Fortnite and sucks a load of dick but has a pretty cool vr headset.

Micah: Eli why the fuck are you playing Fortnite?!
Eli: Fuck off I’m gonna go suck dick real quick.

by ZachyComrade July 19, 2019

eli

eli always has a large erect penis if you don’t trust just find out

dude my penis is getting fuckin huge like my name is eli

by notelihand May 17, 2022

Eli

He is a nice person but can be a idiot sometimes

Eli says "Im going to the for comp server" Me "Ok"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Eli

He’s a dick that should go away for ever!He doesn’t know how to treat a girl he will break your heart so don’t date him!!!

Person#1 He sucks

Person#2 He must be a eli

by The salad person June 3, 2020

Eli

Best person ever in the history of the universe. He's awesome man

"Eli's my favourite person ever"

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Elis

He is a small man typically gets hurt or hurts other he is a go kart scientist. An Elis is also known to get horribly drunk and start screaming references to rick and morty such as 'that was the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty, now its got a hole in it'. Sometimes if Elis is really drunk he starts to embrace his ture sexual orientation he loves to fuck men with out consent. Some say you can hear him fapping all night long. He also sings in a boys choir, if you asked him nicely he would probably become a castrati. Sometimes at the bar he gets drunk at he gets really horny because of this he is watching.

have come out of the closet yet 'Elis'? Do you still go to the gay bar Elis? Man that Elis guy is ugly. Elis is kinda good at meth.

by Sppedy December 6, 2021