Eli

the best person you will ever meet. if he likes you as a friend you are lucky, if he likes you as more than a friend you are more than lucky. he is good looking, funny and always makes you laugh. he can kick ass if he needs to and will always stick up for you. he is creative and is usually one of the best at art class.

wor Eli:

"you: wow your sooo good at art"
"him: no i'm really not i just draw what I feel, and i looked at you son that is how my picture is beautiful"

by the definition man2 February 26, 2020

Elis

He is a small man typically gets hurt or hurts other he is a go kart scientist. An Elis is also known to get horribly drunk and start screaming references to rick and morty such as 'that was the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty, now its got a hole in it'. Sometimes if Elis is really drunk he starts to embrace his ture sexual orientation he loves to fuck men with out consent. Some say you can hear him fapping all night long. He also sings in a boys choir, if you asked him nicely he would probably become a castrati. Sometimes at the bar he gets drunk at he gets really horny because of this he is watching.

have come out of the closet yet 'Elis'? Do you still go to the gay bar Elis? Man that Elis guy is ugly. Elis is kinda good at meth.

by Sppedy December 6, 2021

Eli

Hottest kid ever. Best friends with Noah S
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.

Eli is awesome.

Ik right

by YIUR MUM February 11, 2019

Eli

He is a nice person but can be a idiot sometimes

Eli says "Im going to the for comp server" Me "Ok"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Eli

Eli-a wise child mostly way too educated and is mini David Attenborough. He is a master of black market deals and will scam you if not careful.
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic

Eli
Oh you mean lil mr scammer

by By soviet Union December 13, 2019

Eli

Eli is an epic gamer who has the biggest brain in the universe. He is sexy beast and has body like no other. He may seem stupid and retarded but once you get to know him you'll want a piece of this sexy beast of a man. He is and inspiration to everyone and will change everything a wise man once said " I will make america great again" but it wont start with him it will start with Eli because he has the power to cange the universe. His car noises are like drugs once you start you just cant stop, his sfx have been featured in some famous movies because his car noises are so accurate. His humor is so funny you will shit yourself, his metaphors are unlike any others they are like a chinese man with diarrea it just fills the entire toilet bowl. Everytime you see Eli he will brighten your day because he is so nice, funny and caring. He is extremely passionate about Shrek and will provide you with everything you need to know about him. I dont think anyone could imagine the world without Eli he has that much of an impact on the world and universe. He is always there for you and you'll want to be there for him, his thicc thighs will glow in the sun and you'll want to rub your face on them and lick them bwcause they are so beautiful. A sexy hunk of a man like this deserves everything in the world. You'll want to please him and give him everything you can just to see him happy. Eli is an amazing person who you'll want to be friends with.

Hey look its that sexy hunk of a man Eli.

by The sexy hunk of a man September 8, 2020

Elis

A very soft person, polite and understanding.also kind and genius.
She will always support in whatever her friends doing.she is very careful in everything.such a good person anyhow!

#cute #elis #shorty

by Breathablegirl January 2, 2017