Cage the Elephant

A metaphor for society’s attempt to contain and control the wild and powerful spirit in all of us.

Also, a really cool rock band.

"His supervisors thought they could cage the elephant by getting the rogue cop off the streets and into a cubicle desk job. But confinement only made him restless, and more dangerous than before."

Other examples of caged elephants include: Hormone-crazed high school kids; Employees in unfulfilling jobs; Spouses trapped in loveless marriages.

by Eegah! April 14, 2010

Elephant Man Getting a Haircut

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.

"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."

by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006

Elephantitis

After smoking out of a elephant pipe and being beyond stoned, elephantitis starts to kick in

Elephantitis: laying on the floor not feeling your limbs, being really high etc.

by xtina_liciousxo July 9, 2010

elephant

A large grey animal from africa and asia.

I went to see the elephant at the zoo today

by Jojo August 9, 2004

elephant chew

A word used in place of i love you. If said softly, maybe bought as "I love You" works even better if mouthed and not said.

Woman:"Well, i just have to say this I LOVE YOU!"
Man: oh elephant chew.

by NOFX28 December 9, 2007

elephant ear

When ones' scrotum extends longer than their testicles. Thus causing an excess of skin to hang from their penis. This is a very common incidence for men past 25 years in age. The skin itself also may slap against ones' leg in the event on a high speed situation, and some loose clothing.

"Dude did you see that guy in the changeroom?" - Guy 1
"Yeah man, he had a huge elephant ear. You could totally see his overhang" - Guy 2

by elephant_ear101 December 7, 2010

Elephant Mask

Where a man puts his sweaty nutsack on an individuals forehead and lets his johnson swing across the persons nose like an elephant's trunk. Same as a Roman Helmet

I realized how smelly Rashard's johnson was when i woke up to him giving me an Elephant Mask!

by Jon Climo January 14, 2009