electronicsophilia

The act of fornicating or pleasuring one's self with an electronics device not normally associated with sexual acts.

Lucky has been using his NOKIA cellphone as a buttplug to pleasure himself on the long train ride home to New Jersey again. He really needs to get that electronicsophilia under control!

by Howitzer Cannonpants March 6, 2008

electronicwiz1

A person who seems to enjoy windows updates, and always seems to update, even on the oldest computers she possibly has.

electronicwiz1 updates alot, she can never get hacked!

by Java2107 July 5, 2020

Fry's Electronics

The place where the employees declare your credit card instead of declining it, have no knowledge of electronics, and help customers of their own race first.

Yet people go there instead of Best Buy.

I'm going to Fry's Electronics to buy a computer that will crash from a guy who doesn't speak English and doesn't know how to use a computer.

by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

Electronic AIDS

A more emphatic way of saying that an electronic device is really messed up.

James- "What the heck is wrong with your computer?!"

Connor- "That website I was on last night gave it electronic AIDS"

James- "Damn. That sucks."

by ftardsrus October 25, 2011

electronic dust

The lint-like substance found inside a computer casing.

Man, my computer fan is covered in electronic dust!

by Iodized Salt November 11, 2007

electronic data system

EDS=Everyday sucks. low wages, suck ass mgrs, game playing ass clowns.

Everyone I worked with at EDS (electronic data systems) agreed it sucks

by apolloobserved May 6, 2008

electronic undergrowth

The morass of irrelevant and confusing messages transmitted by electronic media that conceal important information hidden in their midst. For example, receiving 70+ e-mails a day of which five are actually relevant, three are essential and one is absolutely vital. Unfortunately that single crucial message is overlooked whilst you plough through the other totally unnecessary communications and you therefore get a bollocking for doing 65 unnecessary things and 4 sensible things that could have waited whilst you could have done the one career-saving thing that you didn't become aware of until it was too late.

I'm sorry I didn't attend that vital meeting; your e-mail was lost in my electronic undergrowth.

by robo283 May 18, 2008