white boy early

the highest level of being early

1: "Hey man, why are you 15 mins early?"
2: "I just wanted to be white boy early today!"

by DontBeLateMFer January 17, 2011

So late that it's early

A term that you can use to know that it's time to go to bed, usually far past midnight, it is late for you, but it might be early for some other drunk idiot.

John:"Damn, I need to go to bed, it's so late that it's early."

by NoHomo123 November 8, 2019

early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to masturbate early and often!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, untalented rapper and end up being a rich and famous shitty, untalented rapper.

by rock fan October 15, 2003

Early As Balls

Waking up or around 0300.

I had to wake up early as balls to sneak out of this girls apartment before she woke up.

by WoogieMonster August 14, 2011

Early Early

A time so early that it is almost too early to know what time it is.

I gotta get up early early tomorrow morning...

by NRMA May 31, 2018

earlyly

a long time ago

Earlyly, she was crying for her mother.

by 8r8kdancer November 6, 2019